Flatulence, you reallly want MORE flatulence on here???

Mind you, I've often found a good fart relieves a lot of the internal pressure, assuming that is, that you have found a safe place to do it, away from small children, horses that fright easy and where there is a clean pair of trolleys if necessary.....

In fact, I've known a good couple of knicker rippers to be so theraputic, the headache has gone almost instantly and so have those annoying little wine flies. Damn near blew the side of the tent out too.... Good job the zip was undone.

LTS