Volumptuous: Curvaceous. All the curves go outwards.

Curvacuous: Miss World material. See Numbile, Pneubile etc.

Nubiddable: if you don't know by now...

Paedophool: one who thinks online means anonymous.

Homeosexual: a person who has a vanishingly small amount of sex.

Letsbian: a very tolerant woman.

Oreal sex: Just making it up.