Bobert: "Okay, seems that every time I gotta go out and mow the grass I find myself gettin' off and on the tractor about 5 zillion times to pick up stuff that the P-Vine has left where she last used it... Immean, like garden tools and hoses and plastic planters and chairs and, and..."

Okay, okay okay!..You're making this a lot harder than it should be!
Get righteously drunk, and FALL off the tractor, it will save you have the trouble! ....and while your down there grab something next you you, toss it, and get back on the damn bronco!...till you fall off again!

GfS