Bobert -

It has been obvious for some time, and even you have admitted, that you have a definite problem with "understanding how wimmunz think."

Although a hard-core case such as you may be beyond help, there is the remote possibility that the newly discovered Nasal Spray treatment that permits men to (briefly) "think more like a woman" might offer some hope of at least slightly assisting your adaptation to more friendly association with those of the other persuasion.

In its present form (produced only for testing purposes) the "results" are reportedly persistent only briefly with no observed after-effects. The researchers did NOT COMMENT on the principal ingredient, Oxycontin, being a hormone primarily active in stimulating lactation, so excessive use might get you a nice pair of MOOBS - or not.

But it might be worth a try(?).

John