I don't know about "mullet-headed" although I seem to have dated a few local greaseballs! They seemed to be rather red in the neck, too...
But you know, if LH cut his hair, he'd be a classic example of "mullet-headed greaseball". Caw, caw!!!

(The Raven takes to the air, flying away far faster than any little hawk who might possibly think of retaliation for that last line...)