One David Beckman, There's only one David Beckman

or

Two Gary Stevens. There's only two Gary Steverns

or

Score in a Brothal, You couldn't score in a Brothal.

or the women's version - "One cock can kill ya, I tell you one cock can kill ya."

or

The children's playground version - "One ton can kill ya. You know that one ton can kill ya." And of course the tomatoe variation.

AND MY FAVORITE - It is game - played until the table colapses or the entire group is up dancing on the table

One on the Table, There's only one on the Table
Two on the Table, There's only two on the Table
Three on the Table, There's only three on the Table.
ETC

Sincerely,
Gargoyle