First - scoping him without Lidocaine is very traumatic. They did that once. Apparently, (and Jacqui will have more info) there is no suitable substitute. Full anaesthesia isn't good. They used Lidocaine and carefully monitored him (last time he was on his way out the door) so they knew what to do and quickly.
Second, the Captain's birthday is Monday. Your package will be very timely, kat.
Third, I get to keep the big furry yellow dog for a few days so it isn't all bad...SINS! CELLAR!