Mbo - there's always next inning. Don't despair.

There is a place called the Free Times Cafe in Toronto, and it's a good folk club...but they charge a cover! What the heck! There's a lot of false advertising out there these days...that's for sure. There was also this band I heard of (true story) called "Free Beer". They played sleazy hotels and bars all over Ontario, mostly in smaller towns. On the night they played, the place would put up big letters on the sign outside saying "Free Beer tonight from 9:00 till 1:00 am". They never failed to fill the house...for a while, anyway. Their audiences were the absolute worst ever...and that's not good.

Hey, it was a joke, okay? Flattop, you are not my conscience...Allah be praised!

Moving on...

A Bohemian plumber named Paul Tried to turn off Niagara Falls He failed utterly Was swept out to sea And died trying to unplug a squall