In short since few Americans have passports or any of those other documents, if you want to vacation in Arizona you have to shellac your birth certificate to your abdomen.

I wonder if they can nab you if you're in the airport waiting for a connecting flight? Bring your birth certificate if you're even likely to connect through an Arizona airport, or be diverted to one.

Or long-distance truckers coming from California and going to points further east, for whom Arizona is a regrettable stretch of interstate. Tuck your birth certificate up behind your CB radio. You might look illegally foreign.