Oh you Dullahan! You witless Gan Ceann! Nuffin' but a wry-witted, cheap unseelie fairie, headless, black-horsed, mothering frightened nightmares for the ruination of childhoods everywhere!! SHouldn't you be ashamed? I think surely you should. In any case, since you are doomed to pass on before me, bring on your black carriage, and I will ride it with a whoop and a curdling chortle, and drive you therein back to your never-to-be-blessed Court in Hell.


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