God already did punish me. The Owls were relegated to the fizzy pop league...

I wish he would send a flood. Despite a bit of rain, the soil is bone dry after an inch or two, and my tatas need a bit of moisture, not to mention the greenhouse plants that are watered by an irrigation system from a water butt.

And don't get me started on the Jehovah's Witnesses coming to the door the other day when I was getting out of the shower and expecting a delivery so came down in a towel dripping wet. Now... remembering that God botherers are used to being proved wrong all the ruddy time and that not deterring them... Get a load of this; they saw I was "recently baptised" and still dripping wet and yet still started rattling on about the bible even as the door slammed... Got to admire their perseverance.

Unlike the bloke this thread is about, who thought his hobby allows him not to do what he is paid to do. I don't admire his sanctimonious arrogance.

Oh, guest from sanity; I heard you the first time. So did Albert, and he told me to tell you to f..........