"She" of my acquaintance has been reciting an apparently popular opinion the Elvis is - - not alive, but - - UNDEAD.

The story apparently has been propagated by a well known author (with whom I'm not familiar), and the claim is made that a mortuary employee detected a "flicker of life" in the body, and to "save him" this employee (who apparently had specific and special qualifications) turned him into a vampire.

Unfortunately, however, the high drug content in Elvis' blood produced some unexpected results, with the result that calling him Elvis produces extreme agitation. He prefers to be called "Bubba" (It looks more like Bubbles, than Michael - is this a typo?).

In his present state, "Bubba" sings rarely, and only when it suits him; and although he's technically a vampire he accepts only the blood of "cats."

This information is passed only only to assist those who have been looking for an "Elvis" of the wrong form, and possibly to assist those who would like to hunt for the real undead Michael.

John