"Lonely Frog"

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked
what his future holds.

His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going
to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know
everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great!

"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."