The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2906092
Posted By: Rapparee
13-May-10 - 11:34 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I have had a revelation, a flash of inspiration on how to end an unended story.
There I was, combing the backyard for golf eggs (little white round eggs with dimples all over them) to see if I could find even one that would hatch out into a golf (I think golfs have fertility problems) when I noticed the lilac bush was burning without being consumed.
I ran to get the hose, but a voice said, "Hey! Hold it! It's just me, Trixie, your muse, and I'm in this burning bush because I'm having a bad hair day."
So I stopped and we chatted a bit and Trixie gave me the ending for the story and pointed out another golf egg. We had a glass of wine and she took off to her hairdresser's place. Unfortunately, she forgot to turn off the lilac bush and so I had to hose it down anyway. Fortunately I don't think the fire interfered with it's annual blooms.