It emanates rosy and pink
It's not nearly as bad as you think
Most folks really don't care
Beacause it's only hot air
In other words, my s**t don't stink!

Little Hawk, I blame you for this, Thank You! It seems you have opened my eyes to a whole new way of making a living. Surely there is a market for such fine poetry. I'll call my boss Tuesday morning and announce that I have found a new occupation!!

Oh Boy!! Wait till I wake up from this one.
Aside to 'Spaw, I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but woke up with a bunch of them!