(with Albert and the bats singing Bum Bum Bum in the background)
Good King Sauerkraut, look out!
On yo' feets uneven.
While the snoo lay roun' about,
All kerchoo achievin'."

'Kerchoo'?
Gesundheit. Uh, what's 'snoo'?
I dunno. What's new with you?

Hold it. It's King Wenceslas
Hear that? Winklehof is King.
What happened to Sauerkraut?
I dunno, he must of died
Died? I didn't know he was sick.

Wenceslas! Wenceslas was king! And they is too many bums in your song.
We is not bums and we'll just take our singing elsewhere.