Actually Swanno, I only had to replace one and that was about 35 years ago. I was in a Shoot 'N Scoot buying a pack of Camels when I heard a scream from the dairy case and realized my crank had escaped my shorts without my knowledge and was happily boning this sugar blonde with a fine ass who was buying a yogurt.

It gave me no warning of where it was or when it left my shorts but I was pretty pleased overall.   Fear of future arrest forced me to replace it a month and 28 escapes later.

Spaw