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Thread #113950 Message #2907810
Posted By: GUEST,Feezite
15-May-10 - 09:09 PM
Thread Name: Mad Magazine parodies
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies
Sung to the tune of "My Bonnie"
A porpoise will flap with his flippers,
A monkey's both clever and shrewd,
A spaniel will bring you your slippers,
A cat only comes when there's food!
(refrain)
Yech, cats,
yech, cats,
Don't try to bring to bring one to me, to me,
Yech, cats,
Yech, cats,
Don't try to bring one to me!
and...
To the tune of "Deck the Halls"
Boom the cherry bombs explode,
Blowing potholes in the road,
Tiny bits of dynamite,
Sure can give a guy a fright,
One went off by Irving's mama,
Poor thing almost had a trauma,
Blast, these simple minded jerks,
We turn loose with fireworks,
Boom the cherry bombs explode,
Blowing potholes in the road.
Can't believe I still remember this much after forty years...