Glad you feel better now! We were unaware of the Cyber Hymnal situation. Joe Offer posted something about it on another thread but we didn't quite grasp the significance of what he said.
Please feel free to use this song. It was written as a parody on "Royal Telephone" precisely because we felt that song needed to be updated. And, as you pointed out, even the parody now needs to be updated.
The "Royal Internet" was published in Sing Out! a few years back and is fairly well known in the San Francisco Bay area.