There is one fork in our cutlery drawer that sets up the same "hot" reaction - just one out of a set of 12.... can I ever find the one when I have the marking paint with me? And why does it always happen at dinner parties when I'm trying to impress. Chatting away like an erudite blond mushroom and suddenly there's this bolt of lightening and my face screws up to one side. Very attractive I don't think!

And why are there so few left handed cake forks? I spent ages finding a set of cutlery that doesn't have right handed cake forks. All I need now are evenly ground steak knives and I'll be OK. Ho hum...

LTS