Believe it goes something like this:

Wher've ya bin Dick

Wher've ya bin Dick? Selling papers.
Who for? Lisa Bell
What d'yer gie her? Nowt but ha'pennies
Were it worth it? Were it hell.

Wher've ya bin Dick? I've been courting
Where d'ya take her? Down by't beck
What d'ya gie her? Nowt but kisses.
Were it worth it? Were it heck.

Wher've ya bin Dick? Down at library.
I've been waiting for a book.
Got no pictures, couldn't read it.
Were it worth it? Were it ****

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