Not exactly highbrow stuff here, but a clever song nonetheless. This is not Groucho's "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady," but one I seem to remember from Homer and Jethro, roughly to the tune of "Back Home Again in Indiana." I'll refresh memories with an excerpt: "Her back was Brazil, her chest was Bunker Hill, and way down below was dear old Mexico... Just then I saw my wife, and to avoid future strife, I let the rest of the world go by."