Okay. Big secret from Michelle Obama. The reason she does get on Obama's case once in a while is that, although he was not really what could be called a heavy smoker (store-bought tobacco cigarettes, not the Mexican laughing-tobacco kind), she wanted to get him to quite smoking entirely, and thought he had. But, she says, he still sneaks a quick smoke from time to time.

Oh, horrors!!!

Source:   a television interview with Michelle and Barack Obama some time back.

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Did you hear about the slightly dippy co-ed who thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease?

Don Firth