The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #25091   Message #291412
Posted By: AndyG
05-Sep-00 - 11:23 AM
Thread Name: Kenneth Williams
Subject: RE: Kenneth Williams
There's a tape available
Order it here.

A bit of Rambling Sid Rumpo I found on the net:

What shall we do with the drunken nurker,
What shall we do with the drunken nurker,
What shall we do with the drunken nurker,
He's bending his cordwangle.

Hit him in the nadgers with the bosun's plunger,
Slap him on the grummitt with a wrought iron lunger,
Cuff him in the moolies with the Captain's grunger -
Till his bodgers dangle.

& a bit I remember:

There is a tavern in the town
(in the town)
Where you can put you moolies down
(put them down)
And nurd your splods for a very modest fee
And plight your artifacts to me

Fare the well for I must nurdle
Do not let your brassets curdle
For you know that I must wurdle
In the Old Mill Stream

Adieu adieu kind friends
(adieu, adieu, adieu)
I can no longer work it through
(work it through)
I'll nurd my splods for a very modest fee
And plight my artifacts to thee.

AndyG