ello Joe its me..
i've been off ill for a while..
you can put this upstairs in 'folk'
or down in the coal shed with "BS"
up to you..
put please don't let the clone thugs delete
until i get a satisfactory answer.

and if there is an old obscure folk song on this subject

all the better for the data base...



what the f@ck is wrong with trouser sizes these days !!???

i've been ill and inactive and put on about 3 or 4 stone in the last 18 months..

last time i had to replace worn out trousers xl and xxl meant they fit my fat arse
and provided plenty room to grow if needed..


that was 7 years ago and at my most fattest

since then I spent many hard hours in the gym
and got down to 14 stone 6 pack fitness..

then bad luck ill health and stuck in house inactivity
and back up to 17 stone now.

so I need new trousers..

I am now the same fat arse shape I was 7 years ago last time..

but xl and xxl trousers now fit like ballet dancer trapeze artists tights..??

what the f@ck has happened to trousers since last time i had a fat arse.??

is it the recession ??

is cotton a scarse commodity ??

why is XL now like scuba fetish rubber ware
and xxl barely more than something to let a wet fart dribble freely down your inner leg !!??

where have all the baggy loon flower pants gone !!!???



ok, please i need a uk web link for fat arse pure cotton
dark blue or black rugby trouser with a draw string tie waste..???
please dontdelete this thred until i get a link to some new comfy uk trousers ...