oh dear... now I know I have gone and done something wrong.

Sorry MOM

SRS... We have a bigger problem than crows and seagull crashing into hard road or sand or rocks.

Literally bigger. Swans sometimes mistake wet roads for rivers. Consequences can be dire as you can imagine.

Rap... I could have paid for you to fuss at me for making such a fuss over a sore toe.   But I was too poor then. I had to make my own fuss.