You danged eejit, donchew dare do anny setch thang!!

Mom would NOT take kindly to yer trying to pawn off her chilluns and granchilluns out of personal cupidity. She would tan yore hide and use it fer garters, I reckon.

Dang, sometimez you are a moron and its lucky yew got me and the sibs to keep yore dumb ass out of trubble.


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