Riginslinger -

Gimmie three steps mister, gimmie three steps toward the door.
Gimmie three steps mister, gimmie three steps, you'll never see me no more.

Lynard Skynard.

Ditto for

... ain't good for nothin, but put a man in a hole. (38 Special)

As far as home defense, our gun laws in Canada more or less prohibit the use of guns. I diasagree with it. As far as kids... little old folks that don't have any kids should be allowed - as under English common law - to use guns against intruders to make it a fair fight.