Oh, Mom, Mom...I know how hard this is for you. That the House of BS should have fallen so low. It is an awful pass, indeed, and it is the wickedest of your offspring who has brought your House so low, and on Rapaire's shoulders the blame must lie. Let the rest be forgiven for being led into error by his manipulative ways. Oh, woe for the House of Mom. When shall the clear sound of True BS be heard again in this land?

Oh, woe. And fie upon the son of Mom who has laid her so low!! You muffin-head.


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