MOAB don't allow no crotch-kicking 'round here
MOAB don't allow no crotch-kicking 'round here
Well I don't care what MOAB don't allow
Gonna kick 'em in the balls anyhow
MOAB don't allow no crotch-kicking 'round here.

MOAB don't allow no eye-gouging 'round here
MOAB don't allow no eye-gouging 'round here
Well I don't care what MOAB don't allow
Gonna pop out eyeballs anyhow
MOAB don't allow no eye-gouging 'round here

I do think that some civility -- perhaps the Marquis of Queensberry rules -- should apply.