One by one I'm having some fun
I'm on profile all day and all through the night

Two by two I wear a soft shoe
I'm on profile all day and all through the night

Three by three I have a bum knee
I'm on profile all day and all through the night

Four by four my tummy is sore
I'm on profile all day and all through the night

Five by five I'm barely alive
I'm on profile all day and all through the night

Six by six I'm walking on sticks
I'm on profile all day and all through the night

Seven by seven this life is heaven
I'm on profile all day and all through the night

Eight by eight I'm feeling so great
I'm on profile all day and all through the night

Nine by nine I'm feeling so fine
I'm on profile all day and all through the night

(I can't remember what you said for ten)