Well, iffen y'all are gonna start that, I'd have ta say he* ain't got the sense to pour piss outa a boot with the directions writ on the heel. Why, he'd likely try ta mount a horse from the horse's right side er try make a pair of pants outa wet rawhide. He's the sorta feller who has to reach way up ta climb outa a snake's track in a wagon rut, but if he's sober he sure don't steal hardly at all, leastways not from folks more'n three feet tall.





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