The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #115113 Message #2928124
Posted By: Geoff the Duck
15-Jun-10 - 04:48 AM
Thread Name: Why does my G string keep breaking?
Subject: RE: Why does my G string keep breaking?
Okay Kevin :-
I stood on the platform at Midnight
when they told me my Mom's dog had died.
I'd just gone there from the Taverna,
where I'd found out my Sweetheart had lied.
I was yodelling about all my sorrows
when a "PING" nearly took someone's sight!
Oh why does my G-String keep breaking
when it's Country and Western tonight?
Quack!
GtD