Because I have absolutely NO interest in football,racing-cars,rugby,and other "manly" pursuits, and am more artistically inclined , I have,on occasion,been asked , by other men, " Are you Gay?".....
       to which I reply " No...Sorry ! Can't help you there,I'm afraid ! "

...And also, of course,when people say "Can I ask you a question ?",
I always reply " What, another one ?" . Great fun !