beeliner: Evidently that one is not this one -- which, however, surely deserves inclusion here.

STILL looking for the lyrics online, unsuccessfully. Here's all I remember:

(sung to "Snowbird"):

Well holy smoke it's Christmas time again
My wife sent me down to the store to buy a roastin' hen
The hens they were all gone so what's the use?
...........................scrawny Christmas goose.

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When I got home I gave my wife the goose
And man she hit me so dam' hard I swallowed all my snoose!