My sinuses have been cleared by the concoction I made this afternoon in the blender.

I don't have a fence, and I'm tired of stepping in the doggy doo from the dogs that neighbors allow to wander.

So... into the blender went jalapeno peppers, horseradish, garlic, wasabi, and mint extract.

I sprayed the solution all around the perimeter of the lawn and garden.

A.