"Adventures"

During one "generation gap" quarrel with his
parents young Michael cried, "I want excitement,
adventure, money, and beautiful women! I'll never
find it here, so I'm leaving. Don't try to stop me."

With that he headed toward the door.

His father rose and followed him close behind.

"Didn't you hear what I said? I don't want you
to try to stop me."

"Who's trying to stop you?" replied the father.
If you wait a minute, I'll go with you."