Amos, I too have a thesaurus. He's been a pet since he hatched out of the egg and he's big enough now to eat San Diego AND El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río de Porciúncula. He's been chomping at the bit, so to speak, to gobble to you up. I've only been able to hold him in check by reminding him that we attempt to eschew gobbledegook, jargon, and that we try to avoid polysyllabic disasters such as "bombilate" and "amphibological." He replied, and I quote, "Tell him I said that he should attempt to mictruate up cordage."