Frund dipper! Slubmeister! Blathershite! How DARE you accuse ME of shoddy scholarship, of the most reprehensible, odious and obnoxious academic malfeasance, malfeasance, and nonfeasance! O tempus! O mores! When a professional, internationally recognized in his field, must be subject to the scrapings from the mind of a geistenforge!   Go to, go to! you halfdock, you burrsaddle, you, you...WINDOWS LOVER!!!!