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Thread #113950   Message #2934995
Posted By: GUEST,wright1
26-Jun-10 - 02:44 AM
Thread Name: Mad Magazine parodies
Subject: RE: Mad Magazine parodies
Here's what I remember of "When You're A Red". Hoping there's someone else who can fill in more...

When you're a Red, you're a Red all the way!
From your first Party coup to your last power play!

When you're a Red, you've got agents galore!
You give prizes for peace, while they stir up a war!

You set off a test, and when you're halfway through it,
you point at the West, and say, they drove you to it!
That's how you do it!

When you're a Red, you will sign a peace pact,
that will fool everyone, 'till your troops have attacked!