The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #23443   Message #293867
Posted By: Lonesome EJ
08-Sep-00 - 11:21 PM
Thread Name: BS: Killing the thread
Subject: RE: BS: Killing the thread
The next person to post to this thread is an unmitigated bastard. This person would stoop to any piece of foul mischief,dark deed,or nasty back-stabbing hypocrisy,because this evil-smelling lump of hog excrement has absolutely no ethical standard,or moral conscience.The death of this person's Grandmother was,in fact,no accident. The disappearance of many neighborhood cats and dogs,beloved by their owners,is no coincidence. This individual puts razor-blades in candy apples on Halloween.This person has placed numerous piranhas in the hot tubs of the unsuspecting.This person is,in point of fact,the Anti-Christ,the Lord of the Flies,Balaal,the IRS,Barry Manilow and Donald Trump rolled up in one disgusting cluster. This person stole Pete Seeger's banjo and played Feelings on it. This person stabbed George Harrison.This person bitch-slapped Gordon Lightfoot.

And so,without further introduction Ladies and Gentlemen,I give you........