Peter! you've been holding out on us! 'Course I know yer a world traveller, respected author, daring environmentalist, free lance philosopher, artist, actor, director, softball player, and courageous enough to tackle songs with Joan Sutherland's range, but Henny Youngman?!Who was that Ladle I saw you with last night?
That was no ladle, that was my knife!
Rick (frustrated sit-down comic)