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Thread #79358   Message #2942948
Posted By: Charley Noble
10-Jul-10 - 10:44 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: The Unfortunate Bosun
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: The Unfortunate Bosun
Maybe these verses will work better, while advancing the plot:

THE VERY UNFORTUNATE BOSUN

Here's to the bosun whose fortune was vile;
He signed on a flash packet bound for the Nile;
He signed on a flash packet bound for the Nile;
He's a very unfortunate, very unfortunate,
He's a very unfortunate bosun!


He shipped out of London so neat and so trim
Unaware of the fate that was waiting for him;
Unaware of the fate that was waiting for him;
He's a very unfortunate, very unfortunate,
He's a very unfortunate bosun!


Now the winds in the Bay how fierce they did blow
But his ship made the straits without dire woe;
His ship made the straits without dire woe
He's a very unfortunate, very unfortunate,
He's a very unfortunate bosun!


From the west to the east, cross the Med they did go
And the Barbary pirates blew high and blew low;
The Barbary pirates blew high and blew low;
He's a very unfortunate, very unfortunate,
He's a very unfortunate bosun!


He dropped hook in Alex, went ashore for a spree,
When a trio of Cleos barged up on his lee;
A trio of Cleos barged up on his lee;
He's a very unfortunate, very unfortunate,
He's a very unfortunate bosun!


They grappled his arms and took him in tow
To Share el Berka like a shot they did go;
To Share el Berka like a shot they did go;
He's a very unfortunate, very unfortunate,
He's a very unfortunate bosun!


But I'm not sure what happened after our hero was towed away to "The Street of Whores."
Maybe I need to do some more research!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble