The Unfortunate Bosun

An unpopular feller with all of the crew
They short-sheeted his hammock
They plugged up his loo,
He was clapped, he was poxed
And he fell through the head
Where a great big shark ate him,
His feet and his head.
But within a few minutes the shark gave growl
And puked up the Bosun,
And fout feet of bowel.