You know, it wasn't smart in the Middle Ages and it's not smart now. How about if we have these idiots go up against a square of pikemen? or longbowmen? Let's make it REAL and spread caltrops on the field, or a bunch of pits. And a friese of stakes! Yeah! Let's give them the REAL stuff! We could reinstate trial by combat for these dips and let them have at each other!

Me? I prefer Hank Morgan's solution to Sir Sagramore if I have to do anything nasty at all.