I used to live in Holland and one of my Dutch friends had visited the Science Museum in London. He proudly showed me a sheet of Izal marked "Property of H M Government" stuck (with glue!) between the photos in his album as a memento of the trip. I can't help thinking that there must be other uses for the stuff such as printing worthless academic qualifications on them to be known as "Izal Degrees". Then when young people come out of "uni" and cannot find a job at least they will have something to wipe their arse on.