Can we creep this thread over to cover the things people say when they want to swear and/or blaspheme but cannot? I grew up around devout potato farmers. I heard "sugar" instead of "s**t", "fudge" instead of "f**k", and the oath of the day was Judas Priest.And I distinctly remember my father using "Jesus H. Galloping Christ on a crutch!" in moments of extreme irritation.