That's nothing. I've had the entire National Grid replaced by Litz wire right back to the power station, and the generators rewound with oxygen- free silver wire, and all connections gold plated. The power station uses only pure Tibetan spring water in the platinum boilers, and has been converted from burning coal to charcoal made from the banyan tree. Lubrication is by jasmine-scented extra virgin olive oil, and the utility is staffed entirely by Zen masters. All habitation within a five mile zone around the power station, and the supply lines, has been eradicated, and replaced by organic agriculture and apiary. The frequency of the supply is phase- locked to the humming of the bees.

But I'm still not satisfied. IT IS NOT YET PERFECT. The mission goes on.