"best thing about mcdonalds is that they close at some point during the day, did anyone see that great peice on the telly where they put a mcdonalds burger (well thats what they call it ) on a shelf un refrigerated just sitting there, for two years it didn t rot go mouldy nothing, they then looked at why , the ammount of presevatives in the thing would have kept it ok for another two years,
sounds good to me hhhhmmmmmmmmmmm"

If you are going to write rubbish like this it is probably a good idea to give a citation or reference - this is obviously a completely made up story designed to do nothing more than harm the product.