"It's not very good beer, they don't want people coming in for the beer"

At least they're consistent, selling crap beer along with crap food.

Still don't undestand why our American brothers and sisters would eat this shite when their own country is full of places selling excellent burgers and fries?


"One doesn't go to McDonald's to eat, one goes to paint pictures of infinity and contemplate the joyful noise of eternity."

Nah, one goes in to have a slash or a crap as at least the bogs are clean. All that "noise of eternity" stuff works better in the pub after a pint or two of Pale Rider and two packs of Taytos or dry roast.

Thinking about it, our high street McDud's was closed down here in Macclesfield due to lack of interest (and the fact they opened a ';drive-thru' cafe up the road), so even if you wanted to open a franchise here you couldn't, as they've already closed it down.

I used to like the gravy from KFC, but I stopped going because my Mum worked with a girl who part-timed there and their hygiene precautions were a little, er, unique (more hearsay Silas - call me a liar if you wish sunbeam).